ahoy-hoy..and welcome to el blog de lex. i..for all you math majors out there..am lex. whether you know me well enough to know my favorite pair of underwear or are just some pasty shut-in surfing for kiddie porn (hey, it's YOUR choice dude..just leave quietly and don't touch anything..god only knows where those hands have been) you'll realize pretty fast that there's no middle ground when dealing with me. you will either love me or hate me..it's that simple. odds are pretty high that i hate you already..so make your decision accordingly.
i will be you all the lint in my pocket right now (i'm broke..deal with it) that you are shaking your head and calling me a heinous biatch under your breath. am i? well..that depends on how you look at it. NO i don't go around yelling and kicking chairs out from under people all the time (but c'mon..once in a while is ok..if not necessary) and i certainly don't make people leave parties in tears (although it has been known to happen on occasion). those near and dear to me call it my snap..i suggest you learn it live it and love it. i don't stand for bullshit and i have no reservations about telling someone they suck..loudly and publicly. last time i checked that wasn't a crime..maybe it is in alabama or something..but they're a bunch of incestuous tools..making their collective opinion mean about thismuch.
i'm funny..i'll tell you that straight off so it doesn't catch you off guard and you go and do something embarrassing..like soil yourself in a room full of friends (it's not a good idea no matter HOW close you think you are). i've been called everything from quirky to crazy..and believe me..you'll see every side displayed here in all of its glory. i'll warn you..it's not for everyone..and i am not..i repeat NOT taking responsibility for your reaction to it..that's all you..learn to curb it or read something more your speed (the dictionary maybe?).
so now that you know what you're getting yourself into..feel free to come back any time. if not? no skin off my ass..just know that you suck big balls (see..i told you i'd say it publicly).
..your new best friend/worst enemy/sexual fantasy,
lex
i will be you all the lint in my pocket right now (i'm broke..deal with it) that you are shaking your head and calling me a heinous biatch under your breath. am i? well..that depends on how you look at it. NO i don't go around yelling and kicking chairs out from under people all the time (but c'mon..once in a while is ok..if not necessary) and i certainly don't make people leave parties in tears (although it has been known to happen on occasion). those near and dear to me call it my snap..i suggest you learn it live it and love it. i don't stand for bullshit and i have no reservations about telling someone they suck..loudly and publicly. last time i checked that wasn't a crime..maybe it is in alabama or something..but they're a bunch of incestuous tools..making their collective opinion mean about thismuch.
i'm funny..i'll tell you that straight off so it doesn't catch you off guard and you go and do something embarrassing..like soil yourself in a room full of friends (it's not a good idea no matter HOW close you think you are). i've been called everything from quirky to crazy..and believe me..you'll see every side displayed here in all of its glory. i'll warn you..it's not for everyone..and i am not..i repeat NOT taking responsibility for your reaction to it..that's all you..learn to curb it or read something more your speed (the dictionary maybe?).
so now that you know what you're getting yourself into..feel free to come back any time. if not? no skin off my ass..just know that you suck big balls (see..i told you i'd say it publicly).
..your new best friend/worst enemy/sexual fantasy,
lex