hey. hi. hello there. nice shirt. no..puce really IS the new black.
i know it's been a while since our last little tryst (still wondering why you haven't you returned my calls *sniffle sniffle crazy eyes*) and things have changed..but knowing that the mere though of many of you churns my stomach like a tuna sandwich gone wrong hasn't faded a bit gives me that special feeling. three cheers for monotony, habituation, and potential hospitalization! woopWOOP!
yeah yeah..sure you were too busy. what's that? dead grandma? pinky amputation? dog ate your cell phone? whatev..save if for someone who gives a care..or 2..or 3 ('tis the season after all!) truth be told, i haven't been feeling myself lately..but that was a bad habit anyway (baddum psssshhhh! a-thank you.). i've actually been moonlighting as the poster girl for kleenex enterprises since "get fat and plastered with the family" day (aka: thanksgiving). if i wasn't attempting to dam the leaky snot reservoir aka the artist formally known as my nasal cavity, i was toting my kleenex caddy alllllllllll around campus like the husky ambassador i strive to be (and this is gampel..and that is the co-op..and there is a cop ticketing a legally parked vehicle..). i blame uconn for their non-existent supply of tropicana and 80 degree days. if i'm still sickly for finals you best saddle up the legal team for a hot little holiday ride..fools.
on a disgustingly nostalgic note, i can't believe the semester is drawing to a close. it feels like it just started yesterday. i've learned a lot..not just schooly stuff either. i've been high on life, down in the dumps, and any variation in between..but i've always had people by my side to cheer me on or mop up my tears. to those impressive lads and lassies: iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou! and ps..before you get all hoity-toity with me about originality or lack there of, i'm well aware that it's the mother of all cliches to say anything even remotely close to what has been presented in this paragraph..but then again..so is your life. go reevaluate your place in the universe. immediately.
..i may be contagious..but at least i'm not you,
lex
i know it's been a while since our last little tryst (still wondering why you haven't you returned my calls *sniffle sniffle crazy eyes*) and things have changed..but knowing that the mere though of many of you churns my stomach like a tuna sandwich gone wrong hasn't faded a bit gives me that special feeling. three cheers for monotony, habituation, and potential hospitalization! woopWOOP!
yeah yeah..sure you were too busy. what's that? dead grandma? pinky amputation? dog ate your cell phone? whatev..save if for someone who gives a care..or 2..or 3 ('tis the season after all!) truth be told, i haven't been feeling myself lately..but that was a bad habit anyway (baddum psssshhhh! a-thank you.). i've actually been moonlighting as the poster girl for kleenex enterprises since "get fat and plastered with the family" day (aka: thanksgiving). if i wasn't attempting to dam the leaky snot reservoir aka the artist formally known as my nasal cavity, i was toting my kleenex caddy alllllllllll around campus like the husky ambassador i strive to be (and this is gampel..and that is the co-op..and there is a cop ticketing a legally parked vehicle..). i blame uconn for their non-existent supply of tropicana and 80 degree days. if i'm still sickly for finals you best saddle up the legal team for a hot little holiday ride..fools.
on a disgustingly nostalgic note, i can't believe the semester is drawing to a close. it feels like it just started yesterday. i've learned a lot..not just schooly stuff either. i've been high on life, down in the dumps, and any variation in between..but i've always had people by my side to cheer me on or mop up my tears. to those impressive lads and lassies: iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou! and ps..before you get all hoity-toity with me about originality or lack there of, i'm well aware that it's the mother of all cliches to say anything even remotely close to what has been presented in this paragraph..but then again..so is your life. go reevaluate your place in the universe. immediately.
..i may be contagious..but at least i'm not you,
lex